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obviouslycloe:

I gave my boyfriend a flower beard.

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odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

BRUH

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walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued 

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lawebloca:

Friends

lawebloca:

Friends

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throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

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and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

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thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

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spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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marine-science:

Methods of coral restoration are being applied in many parts of the world, including Florida, Mozambique and the Caribbean islands. Fast growing, branching species are being reared by conservationists and scientists and used for “reef seeding” projects. 

"It sounds quite novel, but in fact its a science thats been around for about 30 years. One of the reasons why I’m drawn to it is because its a very active way to get people physically involved in protecting the ocean."

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misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

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anchorsdraggingusdown:

flowerette:

it seems like there are a lot of pictures of deer at grave sites i think it’s so sad and sweet and mysterious

makes me wonder if this person died and that he reincarnated in a little fawn that’s been drawn unconsciously to his own grave.

anchorsdraggingusdown:

flowerette:

it seems like there are a lot of pictures of deer at grave sites i think it’s so sad and sweet and mysterious

makes me wonder if this person died and that he reincarnated in a little fawn that’s been drawn unconsciously to his own grave.

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