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  • *texting friend*
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  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*

z3al:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOLY SHIT

(via accidentalpornblog)

bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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legalmexican:

White Chicks, 2004.

I didn’t know Iggy Azalea was an actress too! Wow she’s really talented :)!

(Source: muchidoabout-nothing, via toolazytolive)

mirkokosmos:

Robin Williams & Koko, 2001

“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9I_QvEXDv0

(via laughtime)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

(via love-and-laughters)

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via officialwhitegirls)

caitlinin221b:

Leaving the house without a jacket like 

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and then going out and ending up like 

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virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

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jtotheizzoe:

alandistro:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

OMG it’s Falkor!

The rare cumuluckdragonimbus is rarely seen this far from Fantasia, although the weather’s been crazy since the Nothingness hit.

(via ruinedchildhood)

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(Source: whereforeartthoucastiel, via reesewithoutherspooon)

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